Adventures

Busride quotations 2

"They start in Kentucky, because that's where the engine is, then they go to New York for the financial engine, then they go to (unintelligble), and on to LA where the entertainment engine is.... Someone kills a man on the street, and he is punished for murder, but these guys have figured out how to kill thousands of people for free!" -- A rather nice-seeming, friendly man. He spoke like he was having a phone conversation, but his lack of a telephone or a Bluetooth headset gave him away.

So true, so true

Chart Porn: Create Your Own Original Star Trek Story

(Via raincoaster.)

Busride quotations

In the spirit of posting more and as a follow up to my story about the man with the ankle bracelet (okay, i realize that was five months ago, but i've been busy), i am going to start sharing my bus experiences a little more often.

The following is from last Saturday...

"I would like to announce to the entire bus that my name is Rose Renee Cristal. This is my name. Will Doctor (unintelligible) and Gretchen (unintelligible) please get off my name?" -- Rose Renee Cristal, evidently.

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha

I have only seen Forrest Gump once, at a drive-in, and i fell asleep, so the similarities were not immediately apparent when i saw Benjamin Button in December...

The Curious Case of Forrest Gump - watch more funny videos

Via AV Club

Edit: The original one i posted has been pulled off Funny or Die, but Helena dug it up on College Humor:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Quote of the day

Spoken in a resigned tone of voice: "All right, all right, i guess i do have skeletal structure." -- Sofia (after a bout of pretending to be boneless)